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Jan '07
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A What Where?!
By: Dawn Ivory
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"You can't get much more concealed than that," El Cerrito Detective Don Horgan told the Associated Press. |
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Jan '07
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News from the Sunshine State
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn frequently wonders what cops assigned the shithouse detail tell their children they do for work.... |
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Jan '07
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Spray-on Condom?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Want to help condom science advance? Then note that Vincio is looking for condom testers.... |
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Dec '06
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Justice!
By: Dawn Ivory
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The naughty pictures, some allegedly depicting acts
of bestiality (the species involved were not noted in reports Dawn saw...), were stored on Richard's laptop in a folder aptly labeled "amusements." |
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Dec '06
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T-rooms Round the World
By: Dawn Ivory
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Good folks of Sydney, don't get your daks in a knot. |
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Dec '06
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Nothing Sexual, Just Naked Guys
By: Dawn Ivory
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In his movies, Stonie is always presented as smooth, but as a virile Kazakhstani youth, eager to pose for Dad's camera, his girthy member extends from a
mat of spreading pubic hair.... |
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Nov '06
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'I'll just have a salad...'
By: Dawn Ivory
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"The dish in front of me is gray and shiny. 'Russian dog,' says my waitress, Nancy. 'Big dog,' I reply. 'Yes,' she says. 'Big dog's penis....'" |
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Nov '06
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Where There's Smoke, There's a Flamer
By: Dawn Ivory
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Are there really wives out there who need to be told that patronizing gay escort services is a "clue" that someone might be having gay sex? |
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Nov '06
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Satire, or Current Events?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Though sounding like already-reached, Cheney-esque depravity, the quote is indeed (at least for now...) satire.... |
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Nov '06
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Delicate Surgery
By: Dawn Ivory
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About one in 5.5 million men is born with two penises. |
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Oct '06
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Another Twisted Sister
By: Dawn Ivory
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Given that Rossi has arrested more than 100 men for lewdness and has claimed that 99 percent of them
masturbated in front of him, the judges were right to question whether it was "believable" for that to happen "without any enticement by the officer at all." |
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Oct '06
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Just Don't Fry Any Bacon...
By: Dawn Ivory
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Most alluring to Dawn were reports that some town teens have taken to nude hula-hooping.... |
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Oct '06
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Enlivening the Commute
By: Dawn Ivory
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What struck Dawn as noteworthy about the Associated Press piece was more than its lack of moralistic clucking: it noted that commuters, quite sensibly, actually look forward to their chance to count the willies on
display. |
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Sep '06
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The Dialectic
By: Dawn Ivory
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Central to each gang's survival is having a vital and despised opposition with which to frighten, and thus motivate, fresh recruits. Thus, reconciliation with (or even triumph over)
a rival gang is to be avoided-- each needs the other to exist. |
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Sep '06
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Lady Killers?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn's pleasure
with the new policy derives from imagining what alternatives these randy grunts will devise to relieve the urge that led them to pay-per-view porn in the first place: two guys... alone and away from home... oh so horny...
no chicks around... no porn... what ever are they to do? |
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Sep '06
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Book Flop
By: Dawn Ivory
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Mary Cheney, VP Dick's dyke daughter, is having trouble peddling her book
Now It's My Turn. |
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Sep '06
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Give Till It Hurts
By: Dawn Ivory
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In Dawn's sophomore year of college, in a deep term-paper-avoidance funk, Dawn managed to rub out six orgasms in just under thirty minutes. |
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Aug '06
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Slut Pride
By: Dawn Ivory
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Anyone who supports "empowering"
(yuch) females, must necessarily support teaching
girls that they have the right to say yes! |
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Jul '06
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You Go, Girl!
By: Dawn Ivory
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Michael Petrelis's blog (mpetrelis. blogspot.com) relays (from
AARP Magazine) a quote from ex-Secretary of State Colin Powell regarding VP Dick "Source of All Evil" Cheney's management style: |
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Jul '06
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Net Nannies
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn has had cause to travel much recently. Several trips involved transfers at the Charlotte, North Carolina, airport. Initially, Dawn was impressed that that burg's city fathers (parents?) have had the good sense to
make wireless internet access completely free within all airport terminals-- an excellent civic promotion and tone-setter for a town aspiring to be seen as something other than the largest city in Jesse Helm's home state. |
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Jul '06
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Short Sighted
By: Blanche Poubelle
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Thanks to the reader who sent a clip from The Times
(London) detailing how some Jewish activists campaigned in Germany to have Nazi-era statues "quickly dismantled and scrapped" before the World Cup soccer
matches brought thousands of international tourists through the gates of some stadia with very ugly pasts. |
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Jun '06
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So Simple
By: Dawn Ivory
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Of course, access to cheap oil is the fundamental reason for the US's profound military involvement in the Middle East. But the political situation is complicated by the Israeli- Palestinian conflict. |
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Jun '06
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Child Perp
By: Dawn Ivory
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Britain is of the few areas of the world as insane as the US is regarding childhood sexuality. |
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Jun '06
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Spying on the Spies
By: Dawn Ivory
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Michael Petrelis, former professional AIDS activist gadfly turned blogger, has redirected some of the energies |
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Jun '06
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Pass Me Some... Rod Wax?
By: Dawn Ivory
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Thanks to the observant reader who sent the URL of Unilever, owners of the Vaseline family of products. |
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Jun '06
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Filthy Little Creatures
By: Dawn Ivory
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Reading a clip from the St. Louis
Post-Dispatch sent by a loyal reader, Dawn initially thought it yet another example of the-world-gone-crazy about childhood sexuality, titled as it was, "Girl Accused of Sexual Assault of
Boy, 6, on Bus." But delving into the piece, Dawn reads that the girl in question not only got the boy's willie out to "fondle," but that she also, allegedly, "bit [the boy's] penis." |
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May '06
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Teledildonics
By: Dawn Ivory
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Dawn was intrigued to read about the burgeoning field of "teledildonics," an evidently fast growing high-tech industry which allows people at two remote computers to
manipulate electronic devices such as a vibrator at the other end for sexual purposes. |
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May '06
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Hair Today
By: Dawn Ivory
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Thanks to the devoted reader who sent Dawn a clip from the Midwood High School paper
The Argus entitled "Personal Grooming Goes Down Under" which labeled pubic hair "a
problem most teenage males struggle with today." |
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May '06
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O Canada
By: Dawn Ivory
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Sad news from north of the border: infected with the fever that so inflames her overfed, southern neighbor, the new Conservative government in Canada has announced plans to
raise the age of consent from 14 to 16... |
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Apr '06
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Yes, Virginia,
By: Dawn Ivory
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Virginia has convicted a man for looking at
cartoons supposedly showing under-age characters having sex. He faces 15 years in prison. |
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