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November 2006 Cover
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By
Dawn Ivory
Who says straight people are stupid? Ruth Houston, an avowed heterosexual and author
of Is He Cheating on You: 829 Telltale
Signs, shows remarkable savvy in her advice to wives worried that their man is stepping out with other men. Ruth's clues that hubby might be a
homo include: a strong preference for anal sex, possession of pornography depicting men engaged in sex acts with other men, frequenting gay or bisexual websites, watching gay porn on the internet, answering personal ads on gay websites, cell phone bills traced to gay escorts
or gay personal dating services, and matchbook covers, cocktail napkins, or business cards from gay bars with phone numbers written inside.
Wow. Are there really wives out there who need to be told that patronizing gay escort services is a "clue" that someone might be having gay sex? It reminds Dawn of an old college quip, said in reference to the closet cases inhabiting one of the school's more
conservative dorms: how do guys in Eliot House know their roommate is gay? Because his dick tastes like shit....
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