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Big Timber
Rating: 4 Stars
Produced by John Rutherford. Directed by Kristofer Weston. Videography by Max Phillips and Dusty Townsend. Edited by Max Phillips. Music by E.M. Diaz. Starring Josh Weston, Justin Dragon, Clay Maverick, Joe Foster, Jack Ryan, Brad Benton, Paul Johnson, Leo Bramm, Trey Rexx, Ross Stuart, and Jerek.
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There's just enough demented story in Big Timber to make you wish a writer/director like Wash West could have stepped in and fleshed out its comic possibilities. But director Kristofer Weston, while at least seeming to know that this porno-environmentalist romp is inherently funny, exploits its sexual potential with a deft, sure touch. As Weston's name appears in Falcon video credits with increasing regularity, he's becoming more skilled.

The uncredited script involves strife between environmental activists and loggers. GreenPeace types Josh Weston, Brad Benton, and Joe Foster set out to stop the destruction of a redwood forest that happens to be "the last remaining habit of the endangered black falcon." To reward his two assistants for their loyal service before marching them into the wilderness, Weston, the leader, treats them to a kitchen three-way ending in a chain-fuck. Meanwhile, out among the tall, firm trees, lumberjacks Clay Maverick, Justin Dragon, and Jack Ryan, their maschismo announced by their facial hair, grouse about management's request to treat environmentalist demonstrators gently. Losing their jeans and flannel shirts, they work out their frustrations on the back of a flat-bed truck.

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The environmentalists hike into the wild, ready for trouble. When they spot a country boy, Jerek, taking pot shots at a rare black falcon, hard-bodied Aussie Joe Foster takes charge of pulling off the poacher's overalls and teaching him a lesson. (Jerek learns his lesson so indelibly that later on we see him shoving a dildo up his butt as he savors the memory.) Afterward, the trio chain themselves to trees and and stand there looking cute and vulnerable in cargo shorts, waiting for some loggers to show up. Their patience is rewarded by the appearance of a gang of horny brutes who draw them into a juicy, 10-man sexual fandango. The sequence permits director Weston to exhibit groupsex skills that rival Chi Chi LaRue's. Big Timber brings new life to the expression woody.