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Andrew Sullivan, gay apologist and victim of best-little-boy-in-the-world syndrome, has frequently irritated Dawn with his oft-repeated claim that he "almost certainly" got HIV from oral sex. What is that "almost" in there for? It gives the appearance that Andy can't claim never to have taken it up the shitter, but that he is uncomfortable with the world picturing him with a wet willy in his arsehole. (Or maybe he has a drug habit he'd like to keep under wraps....?)

Well, Andy gives a whole new reason to be annoyed at his cloying, wannabe-normal whining in a recent issue of the Harvard Gay and Lesbian Review. Chattering on about how we can impress straight folks by being tidy neighbors and sexually restrained spouses, Andy recounts an appearance on a "very conservative Catholic radio station" (wank, wank, wank) in Cleveland whereon he "engaged" listeners in a way that wasn't "confrontational" but nonetheless "refused to give ground."

Argh! First off, given that Andy is desperately trying to convince uptight folks that all we want is to be junior straight people, what ground is left to cede? Secondly, "confrontation" is to be sought out, not avoided. "Virtually normal" fags like Andy give all cocksuckers a bad name.