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By
Dawn Ivory
Upon hearing of the recent schoolyard tragedy in Jonesboro (wherein two young teen boys allegedly shot and killed female classmates and a teacher) Dawn predicted that their only possible defense would be
to claim that they were "raped" as children. After all, in our culture the only thing worse than mass murder is child pee-pee touching.
Well, now ever-prescient Dawn hears one of the accused murderer's attorney flappin' his lips on the "Today Show" that his client had suffered "sexual molestation" at the hands of some relative involved
in daycare in Minnesota. If the murderous tot can be credentialed as a "survivor" of childhood sexual "abuse," then not only is his defense enhanced ("I kept imagining it was
her hands touching my pee-pee-- that's when I
pulled the trigger...."), but he might be able to sue somebody (a matter of some interest to his otherwise pro-bono attorney). Ah, justice.
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