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Convinced that a 48-year-old former Shelby County, Indiana judge "fondled" a number of young males, the Indiana Supreme Court Disciplinary Commission suspended the man from his law practice for three years.

Among the bulges the lawyer allegedly felt, according to the Shelbyville, Indiana News, was that of a man who sought the lawyer's services after an auto accident. The lawyer allegedly "touched the man in the genital area several times." The paper does not say why the man did not put a stop to this the first time, if he didn't like it.

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The lawyer also allegedly groped several clients in his office and an l8-year-old and a 22-year-old whom he hired to clean his home. The lawyer allegedly groped the 22-year-old, whose divorce he had handled, while driving him home from the house cleaning job. What an ungrateful swine; the boss drives him home from work and he reports that the man groped him.

The lawyer was also charged with running "a videotape showing men and women engaged in acts of oral sex and sexual intercourse" for two youths who visited his office on a Saturday.

Apparently due to a long spell of bad luck, all of these males turned out to be numbnuts; instead of getting a hard on and seeking sexual gratification, as a healthy man would, they ratted on the lawyer.

Perhaps, by another long series of unhappy coincidences, all of the young "victims" happened to have abnormally small peckers and were ashamed to let the lawyer see them. Many heterosexuals have small pricks; normally, if a man has a big piece of meat he is so popular among homosexuals that he gradually becomes one himself.

Indiana State Police Detective Sergeant Ken York is quoted in the News as saying that some of the "alleged victims" were in a state of "mild shock." Heterosexual males cannot be expected to be as tough as they claim they are, but surely they can be expected to stand it without getting hysterical when they get groped. Most American males who are not grossly deformed get groped at some stage of their growing up, and even if they don't want to be groped they don't call the cops unless they suffer from some sort of sexual sickness. The writer grew up in a tiny South Dakota village of 900 souls, compared to which Shelbyville Indiana is a sophisticated metropolis, and never regarded gropes as surprising or even unusual.

The lawyer's only comment while awaiting trial seems entirely credible. "There's more to this," he said, "than meets the eye."

But the jury found less to it than meets the eye, and found the ex-judge not guilty. It is not clear what the low-lifes who turned him in wanted.

I have always felt that we owe it to the lower classes (i.e. heterosexuals) to set an example for them. Perhaps that was what the judge was doing with these unfortunate youths.

Author Profile:  Boyd McDonald

Born in 1925 in South Dakota, Boyd McDonald entered Harvard as a high-school dropout after serving in the army in World War II. Jobs with Time, IBM, and several Wall Street firms preceded Boyd's career as a chronicler of gay sex. He was the founder and editor of Straight to Hell (alternatively the Manhattan Review of Cocksucking), and later published a number of anthologies of true sex histories. Boyd died in September 1993, two months after completing his final book, Scum.