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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Dangerous Asians
Rating: 1 Star
Produced and directed by Birlynn Young. Videography by K. Johnson. Music by Craig Ducate. Starring Stone Hunter, SlyEef Peter, Tiger Wang, Steve Van Horne, Lou Master, Steel Butt, Eric Poppis, and Willie Pan.
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"Doggie-Twisting Fuck in the Way We Can Not Believe!" shrieks the boxcover. But
Dangerous Asians is simply a dog-- a tame one whose most dangerous aspect may be Craig Ducote's trasho trance music. The opening
six-minute photo shoot-- mainly devoted to three impassive, dazed-looking models standing in a row-- should carry many viewers into alpha state and leave them there. When sex at last begins, taut-bodied Lou Master
strikes twitchy, kitschy muscle-poses while skinny, long-haired SlyEef Peter sucks and sucks and sucks. You don't glimpse SlyEef Peter's face until they shift positions for lifeless rutting. (If your name were SlyEef, and/or you
got caught in this atrocity, you'd also want to hide your face.) In the next sequence, Tiger Wang and Steve Van Horne share a long, bumpy fuck on a carpeted floor. Then a couple of duos unfold on neighboring sofas,
during which one of the tops lights a skinny cigar. Finally, to pad the running-time to feature length, there's more photo-shoot footage and a segue into trailers. Some members of the all-Asian cast are attractive and
seem sentient; all deserve a better fate.
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