January 1999 Cover
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By
Cody Campbell
Black Passion
Rating: 1 Star
Bacchus Releasing. Directed by Edward James. Starring Tyrone, JC Carter, Bobby Blake, Anthony Gallo, Ricky Parker, Baib-B-Boi, and Eddie Van Ness.
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This one should have been called White
Out: half the film is completely washed out in blinding sunlight. Not that it matters. Most of what's left is poorly shot,
often inaudible, and sometimes literally unrecognizable, with unidentifiable body parts pumping furiously in blurry close-ups. The film box beckons us to "Look deep into
the minds of some wild, reckless black men and find out things that even we haven't seen or heard." The seven models, "interviewed" by an off-camera voice, don't
seem especially wild and reckless. They seem bored or uncomprehending, and no wonder, since the interviewer seems more like an annoying radio personality, posing
inane, sophomoric questions and making dumb comments.
Four scenes, seven models, two locations (poolside and living room). Muscle boys JC Carter and Tyrone meet and get to know each other better in scene one.
The sex lacks any finesse-- picture sumo wrestlers trying to dance
Swan Lake-- and doesn't seem to do it for the models any more than the viewer. Both men have to
jerk themselves off in order to come. Two more forgettable scenes are followed by the pairing of Anthony Gallo and handsome Baib-B-Boi, whose talents are wasted
here. Worse, the sound drops out completely for Baib-B-Boi's interview, so we know nothing about him, except that he made the mistake of doing this trashy flick
that probably took less time to put together than it does to watch. Save your money for something better, like a root
canal.
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