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Say what you will about Ken Starr, he writes a mean government report! No boring details concerning land swindles, no slogging through paper trails about mis-used FBI files, nothing regarding campaign cash buying political favors-- Ken knows that the American people want sex sex sex, and he delivers!

Now, don't misunderstand Dawn: Ken Starr is no Boyd McDonald; his report is overly-cluttered with extraneous material about trinkets exchanged, who was on duty where when, and phonecalls made to find a new job for the former presidential fellatrix. But still, Ken's sex story for Congress is steamy enough to have inspired several good jerkoff sessions for the vicariously aroused special prosecutor, Dawn is certain.

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Dawn was impressed that Bill was thoughtful enough to warn Monica of his impending ejaculation many times before she "begged" him to come in her mouth-- he knows that anticipation keeps any sexual affair hot! Finally she was rewarded with a presidential load. One section of Ken's report detailed how Monica once stopped the President from eating her out because she was menstruating, suggesting that maybe Bill was willing to chow down on bloody snatch; alas, Ken is a bit ambiguous on the vital question of Oval Office cunnilingus.

Though Bill evidently rubbed and poked at Monica's pudenda with his allegedly diminutive willy without ever dipping the wick, the only penetration Ken tells us about involved a cigar; the President, Ken claims, once inserted his undoubtedly expensive stogie (Cuban?) in Monica's twat, then resumed smoking, commenting, "Sure tastes good!"