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By
Dawn Ivory
The Economist's science and technology section recently carried an article suggesting that rhinos, tigers, and other endangered species may be among the beneficiaries of the erection-enhancing drug
Viagra. Rhinos' horns, tigers' penises, and various other body parts from other animals (the masked palm-civet, stags, seals, dogs, geckos, lizards, and snakes) are chopped up, brewed, and ingested by men anxious for harder
boners. (Popular in South East Asia, evidently, is "nine-penis wine," wherein potency is supposedly conveyed by sipping an infusion with ingredients too queasy-inducing for the magazine to list.) None of these
flesh-based concoctions can approach Viagra's eighty-percent-plus success rate, remarks a Chinese professor at the University of London, so animal lovers worldwide have another reason to thank America's pharmaceutical industry.
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