
May 2004 Cover
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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Men of Vancouver
Rating: 2 Stars
No technical credits provided. Starring Trey,
Ben, Parker, Kelly,
Jason, Marco, Steven,
Tommy, Hoyce, Shawn, Carlos, Brett, Jay,
Adam,
and Ryan.
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Three couples and nine individual men carry on in a beige-walled
room with a bed and a large, gruesome couch. Some of the models are
Vancouver natives; Vancouver itself is never glimpsed in this
no-frills production. Much
of the sex is accompanied by gasps and squeals emanating from
straight porn being played outside camera range. The worst segments
are at least short; the best are routine but fitfully steamy. Tommy
and Hoyce, who look
like horny college linebackers, are the most felicitous duo.
Standouts include dark, sultry Shawn, who chews gum while beating
off; blond, thirtyish Kelly, who befriends a dildo the size of a
surface-to-air missile; and slender
young Ryan, who owns a penis the size of a dachshund-- you half
expect it to sit up and bark.
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