
Wikipedia illustrates the sacred underwear
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By
Jim D'Entremont
As they complete
the "washing and anointing" phase of the endowment ordinance, a
temple ceremony closed to outsiders, Mormons are outfitted with
specially designed garments to be worn beneath their outer clothing.
Among Gentiles, these sacred underclothes have long been a source of
"magic underpants" jokes and a handy means of portraying the LDS
Church as bizarre.
Mormons seldom discuss
their temple garments publicly. Asked in the course of a 2005
Atlantic interview whether he wore them, Mitt Romney replied, "I'll
just say those sorts of thing I'll keep private."
T
he garments Romney
probably wears aren't as strange as their reputation might
suggest. The ensemble resembles a scoop-necked cotton t-shirt and
boxer briefs. Early one-piece, unisex garments, however, looked like
long johns with collars and string-tied crotch flaps. In 1923, the
Church approved a collarless, closed-crotched, short-sleeved,
knee-length version, equipped with buttons. In 1979, the currently
popular two-piece modification appeared. The underwear is generally
available only in white, the color of purity, though active military
personnel may obtain it in brown. Men's garments now have a
standard fly; women's are slightly frillier.
All versions have
traditionally included small vents over each nipple, shaped like the
Masonic symbols of square (L) and compass (V). Button-hole sized
vents also appear at the center of the abdomen and just above the
right knee. The vents signify divine justice, spiritual direction,
strength, and genuflection before Christ. Proper disposal of
worn-out garments involves cutting the vents out and burning the
excised scraps.
These "Garments
of the Holy Priesthood" symbolize coverings of skins God is said
to have provided Adam and Eve after driving them out of the Garden
of Eden. They are supposed to be worn constantly to remind initiates
of promises to keep God's commandments. Mormons are told at their
endowment rites that the garment acts as "a shield and protection
to you against the power of the destroyer." Folklore abounds
concerning the garment's miraculous power to deflect bullets or
come through fire unscathed.
Most Mormons remove
their temple garments only when bathing, participating in certain
sports, or changing into a fresh pair. Underwear protocol is an
issue among Mormon nudists, some of whom will only take off their
garments to swim. "How can you be a nudist and respect your temple
garments at the same time?" is an issue raised at LDS
Skinny-Dipper Connection, a Mormon naturist website.
Mormon underwear is
obtainable in the basement of the Joseph Smith Memorial Building in
Salt Lake City, and at LDS-friendly retail outlets such as Utah's
White Elegance chain. Sales of temple garments as novelty items on
eBay have inspired a tightening of requirements for purchase. Buyers
must present a "temple recommend" -- certification by a bishop
of qualification for full Church membership.
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