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News comes from Nashville that a couple has received two years probation for hiring a stripper for their son's 16th birthday party. Mom and Dad were convicted of "contributing to the delinquency of a minor," and ordered to take "parenting classes" (Dawn can only imagine what a horror those must be...).

All this because "Sassy" entertained the lad (old enough to be executed in many states) and a dozen or so of his friends with her "interpretive" dance. Prosecutors may have been disturbed by Sassy's gyrations, but evidently party-goers, including the birthday boy's Grampa, appreciated her work: they tipped her $150 to take it all off, affording guests unimpeded views of her breasts (presumably ample) as well as her snatch. The AP story did not note whether Sassy, like so many women today, shaves her pussy area. Nor did press reports include any information as to whether any of the adolescents in attendance sported visible woodies or squirmed in their seats trying to conceal their erections.

No one involved in this non-crime complained. It was a drugstore photo processor who called the cops after snooping in pictures he/she was paid to develop, not critique. (In a more rational world, of course, such privacy-violators would be fired.)

Jeez-- it used to be Dads hired whores to initiate their sons into sex. Dawn can only suppose that today's youth are delicate creatures indeed if the sight of tits and pussy leads so readily to their delinquency....