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Steven Bosacker, aide to Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura, pled guilty last month to charges that he had touched his pee pee in a health club steam room. The alleged pee pee touching was observed by some twisted sister who called the cops, who evidently responded to the call! ("Attention all units: we have a report of a man touching his pee pee in the steam room at the Target Center Arena Club; proceed with extreme caution....")

The pee pee touching fine was $300 plus hours of "counseling."

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"I am not a gay activist. I never have been," notes convicted pee pee toucher Bosacker. "My sexuality is a piece of a much broader whole. I have so much passion for so many other things in life, that my sexuality has never had to be central." Perhaps post-arrest, Mr. Bosacker recognizes just how insidious pee pee touching is. If not, his court ordered "counseling" will help him realize that pee pee touching is so serious that city and state police spend enormous resources to stamp it out. In fact, in many states such pee pee touching would qualify Bosacker for lifetime registration as a sexual dangerous person.

Dawn has been unable to ascertain how many officers Minneapolis assigns to its anti- pee pee touching squad.