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August 2002 Cover
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By
Dawn Ivory
Thanks to the alert reader who sent a clip from the
St. Paul Pioneer Press, detailing how a Sunday school teacher was convicted of a misdemeanor for counseling a teen-age boy that a good way to curb his masturbation
habit was to write "What would Jesus do?" on his penis. Dawn hopes the lad took the pastor's word-made-flesh admonition literally and pondered what an unmarried man wandering around with other unmarried men would think
about whacking off. Perhaps the shroud of Turin should be fluoroscoped for semen stains....
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