October 2007 Cover
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By
Dawn Ivory
Thanks to the attentive reader who sent Dawn news about an internet offering from a Cambodian manufacturing concern: a cream billed as "ideal for male excessive masturbation."
Dawn was disappointed to discover, though, that the product is, far from being "ideal for male excessive masturbation," designed to stop it! Dawn had thought the cream's name, "Handz Off," referred to the cream's ability to provide stimulus without touch, as in "Look, ma, no hands!" But, alas, the tube boasts that it contains an "anti-mastubatory cream." Dawn wonders if frequent applications are required....
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