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Las Vegas-- A casual listener to "Gay Apparel," the new CD from The Go-Go boys, would be transported far away-- to, say, the Sears store in the Mall of America during holiday rush. But on closer hearing, the breezy, cheesy X-mas Muzak herein reveals a sensibility most mall dwellers would find disturbingly lubricious. Example: to the tune of "Jingle Bells," please now sing: "Dashing through the house/ like a Doberman in heat/ Searching for K-Y/ To slather on his meat/ Lube and condoms found/ In a moment you're in bed/ Lying flat upon your back/ With your heels above your head." The campy tastelessness packed into this CD's tight grooves is vaster than all the snow piles in America's shopping mall parking lots. Your favorite Kristmas songs are here, with a twist, from "Boys to the World" to "I Came Upon a Midnight Queer." Say the artistes: "This album is dedicated to every homosexual who feels abandoned of the holiday spirit." If you're not already nauseated by holiday tunes, ring up Ring Records at 800-933-4994 or write them at 4542 East Tropicana Avenue, Suite 258, Las Vegas, Nevada 89120.