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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Bonesucker
Rating: 2 Stars
Produced by Ike Garbo. Written, photographed,
edited, and directed by Andre Adair. Music by Split
Soundz. Starring Carlos Morales, Arpad Miklos,
Kent Larson, Jason Hawke,
Corbin Michaels, Dick James, Trent Stone, Jonathan
Gabriel, and Brandon Long.
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Writer/director Andre Adair guides grade-A models through B-minus sex inspired mostly by a kinky art-hunk and his D-minus output. Muscles bursting with creative juices, Carlos Morales turns out wall collages of
beefcake photos cropped from porn magazines. He works naked, gleaning inspiration from the act of strangling his genitals with long leather straps.
Bonesucker's brain-free version of the art world regards Morales's
oeuvre as cutting-edge and something of a turn-on, though Jason Hawke astutely describes its maker as "fucking nuts." Three of the five sex scenes are routine one-on-one pairings of models capable of better work; a fourth is
a wince-inducing solo for cute, self-conscious Brandon Long. Standouts in the nine-man cast include Trent Stone, who resembles Rob Lowe in
The Outsiders. But the best reason to seek out this disposable whatnot
arrives with the final segment, when Morales hooks up with fellow Kristen Bjorn discovery Arpad Miklos, and each demonstrates to the other why he's nicknamed, respectively, "Bonesucker" and "Asspounder."
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