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1. In Going Down in Style (All Worlds Video, 1994), to what tune does a group of guys perform a circle jerk?

(a) "The 1812 Overture"

(b) "The Flight of the Bumblebees"

(c) "The Hallelujah Chorus"

2. Playing a salesman at a motorcycle shop in Power Trip (Studio 2000, 1996), who delivers the following proposition to Chad Conners? "Sit on it. Get the feel of it. A ride on this machine will leave you breathless."

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(a) Eric York

(b) Rod Majors

(c) Mack Reynolds

3. In The Extra Day (Planet Group, 1992), Randy Storm reveals to Rob Cryston, "I've been in love with you since

(a) high school

(b) junior high

(c) the third grade

4. In what flick does Charlie Boy play an Indian named "Little Big Horse"?

(a) Cowboys and Indians (Vivid Man, 1989)

(b) Cowboys Get the Blues (Planet Group, 1994)

(c) The Hung Riders (Catalina Video, 1995)

5. In what flick does Zak Spears appear as "Mr. Big"?

(a) The Getaway (Catalina Video, 1994)

(b) Total Corruption (HIS Video, 1994)

(c) License to Thrill (Sierra Pacific Video, 1993)

6. In Cream of the Crop (Catalina Video, 1994), Ty Fox joins a football team. In what city?

(a) Atlanta

(b) Seattle

(c) Washington, D.C.

7. In Hard Talk (Planet Group, 1992), Ted Matthews hosts a call-in show on KOCK Radio 69. After calling Matthews for advice, who delivers the following line? "My heart says to follow my hard-on, so I'm going to fuck him."

(a) Karl Thomas

(b) Chip Daniels

(c) Randy Mixer

8. Who narrates the auto-fellatio contest in Blow Your Own Horn Competition (Vivid Video, 1989)?

(a) Michael Brawn

(b) Steve Marks

(c) Chi Chi LaRue

9. What video features the HJO Network (Home Jack-Off)?

(a) Stroke It (Planet Group Video, 1993)

(b) The Producer (HIS Video, 1992)

(c) Beater's Digest (Adam & Company, 1990)

10. In Beat Off Frenzy (Catalina Video, 1994), what color boxer shorts is Rod Majors seen wearing?

(a) red

(b) white

(c) blue

11. What color is the vintage Edsel driven by Zak Spears in Posing Strap (HIS Video, 1994)?

(a) red

(b) white

(c) blue

12. In what flick does Randy White boast, "I fucked this guy so hard he's walking funny today"?

(a) Too Damn Big! (Catalina Video, 1994)

(b) The Sperminator (Bijou Video, 1993)

(c) Cocksure (All World Video, 1992) **

Answers-- 1. (b) "The Flight of the Bumblebees"; 2. (c) Mack Reynolds; 3. (c) the third grade; 4. (c) The Hung Riders; 5. (c) License to Thrill; 6. (c) Washington, D.C.; 7. (b) Chip Daniels; 8. (c) Chi Chi LaRue; 9. (c) Beater's Digest; 10. (a) red; 11. (a) red; 12. (c) Cocksure

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Ed Karvoski Jr. is the author of All-Male: Quirky Quotes, Intimate Interviews, and Tantalizing Trivia from the Most Desired Men on Earth (Kensington Books)
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