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Thanks to the alert reader who sent Dawn a squib detailing how five elementary school students in Kentucky are facing sodomy charges.

It seems that school officials in the burgs of Hanson and Earlington have discovered that first and second graders have been engaging in something alluringly called "first degree sodomy" in their elementary school bathrooms. Maddeningly, though, the squib's author does not detail just what the precocious tykes were doing: "first degree" makes it sound like buttfucking, but perhaps it's a legal term and could cover the more mundane act of cocksucking. (The sex of the young sodomites is not given; presumably, given that the bathroom was the meeting place, the first degree sodomy was homosexual; but little girls, who've not received all the instruction that goes into making a young lady, can often reveal their inherently slutty natures when still young, and may not even have the common decency to stay out of the men's, oops, boys' room....)

Accompanying the revelations was the predictable handwringing from parents and school officials: how could children so young do such things? how can we prevent such atrocities? how can we be sure are children are safe? and so on.

Indeed, keeping kids from being the little sex perverts that God created them as is a difficult and challenging task....