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Farm Boys
Rating: 2 Stars
Produced by Keith Miller. Written and directed by Rufus ffoulkes. Videography by Adam Bailey and Andrew Chambers. Edited by Chance Taffer. Music by Chance Taffer. Starring Kyle Martin, Danny Long, Leo Mack, Matt Jackson, Leo James, Scott Wright, Nath Davis, and Steve Strong.
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This low-budget look at agriculture in contemporary Britain starts and ends with rolls in the hay. In the opening episode, taking a break amid freshly trussed bales, the accurately named Danny Long (for some reason the only model not listed on the box cover) slides his impressive member down Kyle Martin's commodious gullet and then takes Martin's not-so-puny equipment up his own capacious butt. In the finale, Scott Wright, Nath Davis, and Steve Strong have a three-way tumble on the hay-strewn floor of an open trailer.

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n three middle segments, additional uncut lads in their late teens cavort in pairs beside an RV parked in a field, in the cab of a shiny blue tractor, and on and around a bucolic fence. The sex is a series of suck-and-fuck turns fitfully fortified with semen snacks. (The two most generous servings of the latter go to Kyle Martin.) Chance Taffer's music is put to minimal use, to the likely relief of some viewers, but dull roars of ambient noise don't constitute an improvement. The young, slim, sometimes pimply British models occasionally mumble their way through lines of dialogue; between murky diction and execrable sound, they may as well-- at least to American ears-- be speaking Czech.