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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Billy 2000: Billy Goes to Hollywood
Rating: 2 Stars
Produced by Scott Masters, Directed by John Travis. Written by Tyler Adams. Videography by Ross Cannon. Edited by Kevin Glover. Music by Rock Hard. Starring Clay Maverick, Thom Barron, Mark
Mason, Tony Acosta, Logan Reed, Shane Colt, Tommy Cruise, Brian Daniels, Jason Nikas, and Mark Slade.
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Jason Nikas, whose talents are wasted here on a bland non-sexual role, runs a gift shop stocked with queer accessories. He does a brisk business in Billy dolls, the $49.95 anatomically correct action
figures designed for gay men with more money than brains. "They all seem so friendly, so inviting," says dewy-eyed customer Tommy Cruise as he inspects an caseful of the 13-inch vinyl critters. "I'm sure that these guys
have inspired some pretty wild fantasies," says Nikas. Sure enough, Cruise drifts off into a reverie about Cowboy Billy, who comes to life in the form of Clay Maverick and carries him away to a rustic shack for uninspired sex.
The third episode, in which top man Mark Mason works over Tony Acosta, as the embodiment of Leather Billy, manages to radiate heat. But many of these models act like anatomically correct action
figures made of flesh that might as well be vinyl. (It doesn't help that most of those Billy-doll costumes look dorky as hell on full-size grown-up men.) Mark Slade, for example, doesn't really resemble the Vacation Billy
he's supposed to represent-- except for the amplitude of his dick-- but the inexpressiveness he brings to his solo scene is definitely doll-like. If you prefer 'em big and plastic, this is for you.
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