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December 2002 Cover
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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Hot Jocks vs. Huge Cocks
Rating: 1 Star
Directed by Max DeLong. Starring Max
DeLong, Bobby Tyler, Reed Parker, and
Marco.
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Anyone who questions promotional claims that the length of Max DeLong's cock is 14 inches will agree, at least, that it's a hefty hunk of merchandise. It looks like an angry,
undulating Genoa salami. Once you've seen it, you've subjected yourself to the only reason to sit through a single moment of this 110-minute dirtball vanity production. Every member of the
four-man cast looks drugged, sick, or stunned. DeLong, who never comes, wears a fixed, mean, sullen expression while various people work on his cock. In one interminable stretch, he
keeps reaching for poppers. The one sign of life in the amateurish videography is that the camera coyly avoids showing actual contact between popper bottle and nose. Video 10's
publicist calls this abortion an "underground' style hit." It
belongs underground far underground at a site reserved for toxic waste.
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