from Wikipedia.com's entry on 'urinal cakes'
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By
Dawn Ivory
Thanks to the loyal reader who, knowing of Dawn's delight with things toilet, sent in a link about the state of New Mexico's latest tactic in fighting drunk driving: talking urinal cakes.
According the the Associated Press, the Land of Enchantment recently paid $21 each for about 500 talking urinal-deodorizer cakes and put them in men's rooms in bars and restaurants.
When a pisser-to-be steps up, the motion-detector-equipped plastic device says, in a woman's voice that is first flirtatious, then stern: "Hey, big guy. Having a few drinks? Think you had one too many? Then it's time to call
a cab or call a sober friend for a ride home." The recorded message ends: "Remember, your future is in your hand."
Dawn trusts that GLAAD is on the case, forming a task-force to demand the development of male-voiced talking urinal cakes.
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