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Is analingus an impeachable offense?
Ken Starr has been blasted for including prurient, salacious details about President Clinton's Oval Office sexual hijinks with Monica Lewinsky. "Why," middle America reportedly asks, "do we need to hear all about
fondled tits, wanked dicks, vagina-drenched cigars, and cum-stained garments?" Though Clinton is seen as a liar, Starr has suffered being thought a sensationalistic smut-monger.
But it turns out, Ken was showing restraint; he buried the most shocking detail of Bill and Monica's fluid-swapping frolics in the footnotes of his X-rated "Report to Congress." Only by reading the
appendices will readers learn: "They engaged in oral-anal contact as well."
Ken thought, apparently, that America was not ready to contemplate Presidential rimming. And to judge by the almost complete media silence on the foot-noted bombshell, he was right.
Starr's report did not include any details about the president's anal hygiene or who initiated the alleged analingus.
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