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December 2000 Cover
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By
Dawn Ivory
Heaven knows Dawn loves young homos, and from the ephebic looks of Patrick Price's publicity shots, his beauty and vitality would appeal. But why do children think they can write books about relationships (as Mr. Price has done in
Husband Hunting Made Easy)? While Dawn can stomach endless platitudes about how a dog makes a home complete and how doing your share of the dishes is only thoughtful, to be lectured on the sanctity of homo wedlock and the inevitable destruction wrought by extracurricular sex by
someone who only recently begun shaving appalls. Patrick, darling, one can have love, or one can have monogamy, but one cannot have both.
Men are horndogs, God bless 'em. It mystifies Dawn as to why any homo would try to stifle the very essence of masculinity that presumably makes their love-object/husband-material appealing. Ladylike behavior is bad enough in women.
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