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The pastor of the Church of Christ in Lake Butler, Florida was frequently in such bad heat that he displayed what the Union County Times and another paper with the comprehensive title of the Telegraph, Times & Monitor both called "himself" to parishioners he was counseling in private at the church, according to court testimony.

Unhappily, both church members who testified that he jacked off in front of them during counseling were women, suggesting that within his uncontrollable exhibitionism the debauched divine was still grievously limited to common, ordinary heterosexuality.

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There are endless opportunities in jail for showing off our fucking meat, but the pastor, if jailed, is going to have to learn to enjoy it with men, just as they do.

Neither paper gives the cleric's age. It is thus impossible to estimate exactly the aesthetic value of the story. The younger he is, the more aesthetic. But if he is old he could still be of great interest for his heat rather than his beauty.

One of the witnesses was 17 when she was exposed to the concupiscent clergyman-- or more precisely when he exposed himself to her. In addition to his ministry, he was a counselor at Bradford Union Guidance Clinic. Within days after she went to the Clinic, she testified, he began showing off his meat during guidance sessions, then jacking off.

Boys would be more interested in this than girls, and she said that at first she "ran from him but he followed her," presumably sticking his dick back into his vestments. She said he "started crying that it wouldn't happen again."

But it did, she testified, and at the end of the following month she "agreed to have sex with him." For about four months the two allegedly shacked up once a week in motels in Starke and Lawtey or "in a vehicle."

In addition to being her pastor, counselor, exhibitionist, and bunkmate, the guy was faintly related to her as her father's step-brother.

That another woman who was referred to the profligate parson by the clinic also bore witness to his jacking off during guidance sessions suggests that he regarded the sessions as virtual assignations.

Neither paper reported whether the man pulled his pants and underpants down for these jack-off displays, or whether he merely played with his peter through the open fly of his fucking pants.

The pastor denied in court that he displayed his dick, jacked off, or had sex with what the papers call his "victims," but a jury found him guilty. He was awaiting sentence.

How often, as we seek succor from clergymen, have we wished they would pull out their meat, play with it, or take us to a motel: motels are divine.