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Brett Hughes, looking ready for action, phones Sam Ritter to ask if it's true that he's having a sex party. "No!" squeals Ritter. "How many times do I have to tell you people? Its not a sex party, it's a nudist party! It's not about sex! Why can't people just be nude without having sex?" Sure enough, on the day of the party, a naked, smiling, spiky-haired Ritter greets each entering guest with a loud, exuberant "Hi! No sex!" While partygoers chastely loll around the pool, of course, a few sneak off to have sex anyway-- in such discreet locations as an open patio overlooking the lawn, and the middle of the living room floor.

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Ritter eventually stumbles on Nic Collins and Ty Davenport in flagrante on the steps leading up to his back door. "I thought I told you guys: no sex!" Ritter exclaims. "It doesn't look like you really mean it, though," says Collins, with a glance at Ritter's stiffening dick. Seconds later, Ritter is giving Collins a rapacious blow job, receiving one from Davenport, and grunting happily. His floodgates opened, Ritter lets loose a stream of porno-babble. ("Oh, yeah! Suck that cock! Oh God! Swallow my cock! Shove that tongue up my ass! Yeah! Eat that ass while he's fuckin' you!"-- and so forth.) Although this episode stands out in an otherwise uninspired succession of sexual escapades, and Ritter's play-by-play remarks help turn up the heat for a time, there comes a point where you wish he would just shut up.

When an audience gathers to watch this trio, you may expect the pool party to turn into the smorgasbord it seems to want to be. Alas, the closing credits roll instead. Having caught glimpses of people like orgy impresario Marshall O Boy and porn stud Gordon Lee milling around among the guests, you're left acutely aware of missed opportunities.