March 2008 Cover
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By
Dawn Ivory
Speaking of Republican cocksuckers, Dawn has read that meth-buying, male-whore-hiring, right-wing nut-job Ted Haggard has been dis-invited to continue efforts at his
heterosexualization. The Denver-based Homo Gantry, whose spectacular fall from grace coincided with the Republican rout in the November 2006 elections, had been trying to be "restored" (i.e.,
de-gayed) through efforts of the New Life Church, but evidently Haggard and his reprogramers agreed that the devil had too strong a grasp on his, uh, soul, and they mutually threw in the
(cum?) towel.
Dawn wonders about the timing; sex maven Susie Bright's blog
BetOnTed.com
started a betting pool February, 2006, shortly after Ted got on the No Dick Wagon. Susie was
offering a donation to a San Francisco queer youth group on behalf of the reader who correctly predicted the day when Ted first suffered another sex or drug bust, had a new lover tell all, filed
for divorce, or came out. The contest was to run until February 6, 2008. Date of Ted's concession to the Higher Power of Cock? February 5, 2008 -- leaving Dawn wondering: Does Ted
read Susie's blog?
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