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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Uncut Timber
Rating: 2 Stars
Directed by Roman Czernik. Starring Jan,
Michal, Jiri, Lukas, Lubomir, Petr, Ivo, Rohn,
Stefan, Lucas, Jaroslav, Robin, Tomas,
Vladimir, and Ladisla.
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The 15-man cast of this Jet Set International potboiler is charming; the sex is appetizing in a familiar, almost wholly unremarkable way. There are six twosomes and a threesome. Four
scenes take place outdoors amid tall stands of timber and large piles of logs. Healthy Czech lumbermen assemble wooden pallets, cut pieces of wood into smaller pieces of wood, and drag
felled trees from here to there. When grappling with hefty phallic shapes produces stirrings in their loins, they haul out quickening uncut dicks and put their chores on hold.
The models are identified only by an unmatched list of generic first names. The anonymity is regrettable in several cases; many viewers will particularly want to know the name of
the long-haired blond in the second episode. Some cast members do appear to be having a good time, even when forced to recite snatches of English dialogue they must have
learned phonetically. Blond guy in red T-shirt: "Waugh! You have big cock!" Dark-haired guy in purple overalls: "Yes! Suck me, my boy!"
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