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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Desperate Husbands
Rating: 2 Stars
Produced by Dan Cross. Written and directed by
Coco LaChine. Videography by Ed Maxxx. Edited by
Fay Dubois. Starring Chad Savage, Joshua Adams,
Brad Benton,
Ben Damon, Kent Larson, Kyle Lewis, Collin O'Neal,
Justin Wells, Stetson Gable, Toni Ross, and Christina
Monet.
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After the unseen narrator of Desperate
Husbands blows his brains out, denizens of Poinsettia Lane, where he lived, come together for a post-funeral gathering at his apartment. There
are single dad Kyle Lewis and son Chad Savage, back from college (so Dad thinks); high school swimming coach Kent Larson and his alcoholic mother (drag performer Christina Monet in a
non-sexual role); househusbands Ben Damon and Collin O'Neal; neighbor lady Toni Ross (another non-sexual role) and her boarder, bartender/go-go boy Justin Wells; and Brad Benton, the
gay male narrator's none-too-bereaved widowed husband.
Writer-director Coco LaChine has come up with some spot-on parody references to TV phenomenon
Desperate Housewives, including a theme-music pastiche, but the humor is
generally tepid. Jett Blakk's recent, similar Young Husbands on the Down
Low has hotter moments; the Jet Set soap Wet
Palms has more flair. Except when Toni Ross sees Benton entangled with
Wells and has an apparent heart attack, story elements don't quite connect with the sex.
The cast includes some reliable pros, but the action strays just once from boilerplate sucking and fucking-- when O'Neal whacks Damon's bare butt with a paddle. The sexual high
points are cumshots. Adams, Larson, and Benton all ejaculate while being fucked; Ben Damon spatters his chin. Stetson Gable, as a gorgeous, dark-haired gardener, shows promise at the start
of a three-way with strapping Kent Larson and compact, plumply endowed Chad Thomas. But the sequence hits liftoff only when Gable, who mainly just stands there, drops out. (Gable's
name, incidentally, is spelled Gable on the box and
Gabel in the closing credits. Which is correct?)
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