June 2003 Cover
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By
Giacomo Tramontagna
Monster Cock on Campus
Rating: 1 Star
Produced, written, and directed by Max
DeLong. Edited and photographed by Max
DeLong and Jay Tee. Starring Max DeLong,
Mike Vista, Bobby Tyler,
Bobby Tyler, James Tower, Shawn Islander.
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In distributing this three-part defecation, Video 10 doesn't just hit bottom, it punches a hole in the bottom and lands in the gunk below. The title cock, a long, squishy, liver-hued
member that looks like an infected balloon animal, belongs to Max DeLong, who must be the least competent self-promoter in the whole gay porn industry. (That's saying a lot.) On camera,
DeLong is too mesmerized by his own TV-monitor image to take much notice of any- one else; off camera, his non-direction trashes reliable models like Mike Vista. From monkey-jungle
camerawork to punch-drunk editing to mildewed reproduction, every aspect of this product is subhuman. As you watch, stunned by the skankiness of it all, you start to wonder if a video can give
you crabs.
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