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Remember Ken Starr, the dweebish special prosecutor who spent months sniffing President Clinton's pecker tracks? At the time of his voluminous Report on Executive Office Blowjobs, Dawn called readers' attention to the analingus buried in the footnotes ("The President and Ms. Lewinsky engaged in oral/anal contact..."). Dawn thought it amusing that Mr. Starr's squeamishness about even mentioning rimming kept him from using his most potent ammo in the attempted coup d'etat engineered by the Mark Foley types then in Congress.

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ell, it turns out that study of the original source material is once again rewarded in Washington's most recent politician-with-an-erection scandal-- l'affaire Foley itself. Check out http://www.house.gov/ethics/Page_PDFs/Exhibit%2013.pdf to read the sexual back-and-forth between Republican Congressman Foley and his high-school paramours; random example: on p. 38, Foley asks if he can "drink all of your cum" ... the page replies that he has "no preference about swallowing or spitting." On p. 39, the page does cum, as Foley chats about rimming him, and Foley says he would have drank every drop had he been there. Why was this not on CNN? Certainly not because viewers wouldn't find it compelling stuff. Indeed, Fox News could tie it in with their prime-time programming!

Dawn has a rule about visiting museums that house Hellenic antiquities: go to the far end of the room with the vases, go to end of the last aisle, then check the back view of the display cabinets-- there's where you'll find the best depictions of ephebephilic sodomy, as hidden from patrons as possible. Evidently, if you want to read about rimming amongst officials of modern-day Washington, you'll find it similarly hidden in the fine print....