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Dawn has read that three former basketball players at Rutgers have won the right to sue their coaches for "violating their civil rights." The coaches crimes? Requiring the lanky pair to take part in a free-throw shooting contest wherein an article of clothing would be forfeited for every missed shot. (Let's see... shirt, shoe, shoe, sock, sock, shorts... so by the time a player'd lost H-O-R-S-E he'd be down to his jock.)

The trio contend that after all were naked, they were "forced" to run wind sprints. (Presumably, they didn't all miss that crucial sixth shot at the same time, suggesting the alluring spectacle of one boy having to expose his hose first while the other two kept their pricks hidden. The Chronicle of Higher Education, which reported on the case, did not note whether any of the players had hard ons, or whether their hoses were of impressive length or girth, flaccid or engorged.)

Joshua Sankes, Earl Johnson(!), and Juan Pla claim they were "humiliated" and "depressed" at having to exercise in the nude, claims which suggest that their peckers were diminutive, since men with large dicks usually enjoy the opportunity to show them off.

It was unclear what "damages" the small-dicked threesome would seek.