March 2005 Cover
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By
Dawn Ivory
Just when you think that the Bush/Cheney/Rove cabal couldn't possibly come up with new ethical nadirs, they surprise you!
It appears that Washington republicans have busied themselves hiring lobbyists to pose as journalists; they pretend to be experts on this or that, visit talk shows and write columns heartily endorsing the president's position, and heap invective on Bush detractors--
never revealing that they are on the Bush payroll. Kind seems dishonest....
But one recent such press prostitute proved particularly embarrassing. Seems the White gave press credentials to a "Jeff Gannon" who liked to lob softball questions to our dyslexic, slow-witted President. But it turns out Jeff's real name is James Guckert, a web
developer who's busied himself constructing websites peddling male flesh. Some even allege Jeff/James has peddled his ass more than metaphorically....
Jeff/James antics reflect badly on honest whores everywhere. He owes hustlers, hookers, and escorts an apology!
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